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Submitted by: Im_A_mUsLIm |
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Total Views: 1246 |
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Release Date: Oct 19th, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his four year old son standing at the fence, soaking in the whole event.
The man thought to himself, "Great. He's four and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and the bees. No need to jump the gun - I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer."
After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?"
"Just one," gasped the still wide-eyed lad.
"How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"
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Comment: 2
[Add Comment]
 It's nice ! (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007)
Yeah, man! I like it. |
How fast (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
kaka, How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow??? |
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