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Submitted by: causeIcan |
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Release Date: Jul 6th, 2007 |
Rating: Excellent | 1 rate(s)

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One day Boudreaux gets a letter in the mail that says he’s qualified for the Olympics in wrestling. He and his trainer go to the Olympics, where Boudreaux beats the hell out of every wrestler there and just has to beat the world champion for the gold. The trainer tells Boudreaux he’d better watch out when wrestling the champ because of his famous move, the ’Prestole Hold.’ "Ain’t no one ever broke the Prestole Hold," the trainer tells Boudreaux.
Next thing he knows, Boudreaux is in the ring. He and the champ swap blows back and forth and the match is going pretty well for Boudreaux, but suddenly, the champ has Boudreaux in the Prestole Hold. The trainer is terribly upset: "Oh, no, Boudreaux, you let him get you in the Prestole Hold!"
A few moments later, Boudreaux rises with incredible strength and throws the champ out of the ring, thus winning the wrestling match and taking the gold. "How did you do it?" asks the trainer.
Boudreaux says, "Well, he got me in the Prestole Hold. My arms were tied and my legs were hanging over my head and I was squinting with pain. But when I opened my eyes, I suddenly saw these two round hairy things dangling right in front of my face...and you don’t know how much strength you get when you bite your own balls!"
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