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The Beer Prayer [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  laillailbeailberrt
Total Views:  2260
Release Date:  Jun 26th, 2007
Rating:  Excellent | 2 rate(s)

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hollowed be thy drink.
I will be drunk,
At home as in the travern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangerovers.
For thine is the beer. he bitter and The lager
Forever and ever,
Barmen.




 
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Comment:  3 [Add Comment]
Hi hi (by nautin, Jul 17th, 2007)
This is the frist time I hear "The beer prayer". (^_^)
He's praying.... (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
for not drinking beer anymore :)).
Relax with it! (by blackrose, Jul 11th, 2007)
More interesting!



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