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Submitted by: Born_to_rule |
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Total Views: 1931 |
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Release Date: Dec 6th, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.
"Certainly Sir, that'll be 1 cent".
"ONE CENT?" exclaimed the man.
The barman replied "Yes".
So the man glances over at the menu and asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas and a fried egg?"
"Certainly, Sir" replies the barman, "but that comes to real money."
"How much money?" inquires the man. "4 cents" he replied.
"FOUR CENTS?" exclaims the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The barman replies, "Upstairs, with my wife."
The man says, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
The bartender replies, "The same thing I'm doing to his business!!"
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Comment: 1
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 revenge (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
one ruin his wife and one does the same to business |
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