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Submitted by: Brittneyrenee561 |
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Total Views: 10485 |
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Release Date: Jul 6th, 2007 |
Rating: Excellent | 3 rate(s)
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An American goes into a bar and sits down next to an English guy.
The American notices that the English guy has a huge BIC Lighter.
The American says, "Wow cool lighter, where did you get it?"
The english guy says, "A genie granted me one wish when I rubbed this bottle".
"Wow", says the American, "Can I have a go?"
"Sure", Says the Englishman.
The american rubs the bottle and the genie comes out, "You have one wish" Says the genie.
The American wishes for a million bucks, the genie grants the wish.
About 5 minutes later a load of ducks come into the bar, there are thousands of them.
The American says "I don't believe this I wished for a million bucks, not a million ducks".
The englishman says "Well do you really think i wished for a 12 inch BIC?".
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Comment: 2
[Add Comment]
 correction (by Rissa, Mar 3rd, 2009)
the joke is about a 12 inch BIC it is a lighter. but they both didnt get what they wanted. |
misunderstanding . (by sunny, Jul 13th, 2007)
12 inch big in ...not a lighter , is that ? |
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