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The 12 Inch BIC [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  Brittneyrenee561
Total Views:  10485
Release Date:  Jul 6th, 2007
Rating:  Excellent | 3 rate(s)

An American goes into a bar and sits down next to an English guy.

The American notices that the English guy has a huge BIC Lighter.

The American says, "Wow cool lighter, where did you get it?"

The english guy says, "A genie granted me one wish when I rubbed this bottle".

"Wow", says the American, "Can I have a go?"

"Sure", Says the Englishman.

The american rubs the bottle and the genie comes out, "You have one wish" Says the genie.

The American wishes for a million bucks, the genie grants the wish.

About 5 minutes later a load of ducks come into the bar, there are thousands of them.

The American says "I don't believe this I wished for a million bucks, not a million ducks".

The englishman says "Well do you really think i wished for a 12 inch BIC?".




 
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Comment:  2 [Add Comment]
correction (by Rissa, Mar 3rd, 2009)
the joke is about a 12 inch BIC it is a lighter. but they both didnt get what they wanted.
misunderstanding . (by sunny, Jul 13th, 2007)
12 inch big in ...not a lighter , is that ?



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