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Submitted by:  Cookie_lips
Total Views:  1435
Release Date:  Dec 28th, 2010
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`You seem to be in some distress,' said the kindly judge to the witness. `Is anything the matter?'

`Well, your Honour,' said the witness, `I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, but every time I try, some lawyer objects.'




 
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Lawyer objects! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
so i don't think he can tell the truth!



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