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Teacher teaching religion [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  Acr0nym
Total Views:  2152
Release Date:  Jul 16th, 2007
Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s)

One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class
"What part of your body do you think goes up to heaven first?"
Two children rose their hand. One was little Johnny. Hesitant to
pick on him she chose little Mary.
"I think your heart goes first because, that's were your emotions
of love are."
"Very interesting." replied the teacher. Seeing no one else had
their hand raised but Johnny, she finally called on him.
"I think your feet go up first."
Confused but relieved the teacher said, "Why is that?"
Johnny replied, "Once when I walked in my parents room I saw my
dad on my mom, and she had her feet in the air saying "Oh God!"




 
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Comment:  2 [Add Comment]
boring... (by billyoung, Jul 18th, 2007)
That's kinda a boring subject. I don't like it :((.
dont ever raise ur feet high (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
!, dont ever raise ur feet high to the air and say Oh my God ;))



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