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Teacher and Patty [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  Eureka_Seven
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Release Date:  Oct 21st, 2010
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Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? Patty: Seven! Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? Patty: Seven! Teacher: Let's try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got? Patty: Six. Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? Patty: Seven! Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven? Patty: I've already got one rabbit at home now!



 
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They're debating (by billyoung, Jul 18th, 2007)
Good, man! Keep it up!
how could Patty forget that? (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
one already at home, how could Patty forget that? :D



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