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Funny Stuff --> Funny Jokes --> Lawyer jokes
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Submitted by: DookeyDazsha |
Total Views: 1251 |
Release Date: Nov 16th, 2010 |
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Why is the N.I.H. (National Institute of Health) substituting rats with lawyers for lab tests? Three reasons:
1. There are more lawers then rats.
2. When rats die many lab techies feel bad for them.
3. There are some things a rat will not do.
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Practice! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007) Rats now are useless for experiment?? |
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