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Stuttering animal [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  i_love_taro
Total Views:  2306
Release Date:  Jul 5th, 2007
Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s)

Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that an
interesting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no other
animal in the world does this.
Johnny's hand shoots up. "Not correct, Miss!" he says.
"Please explain, Johnny," replies the teacher.
"Well, Miss, the other day I was playing with my cat on the verandah. The
neighbours' Great Dane came around the corner, and my cat went
"ffffffffff! ffffffffffff! ffffffffff!", and before he could say "F*CK
OFF!", the dog ate him!"




 
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stuttering cat (by fairylands, Jul 11th, 2007)
stuttering cat makes the dog hate it! :D



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