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Funny Stuff --> Funny Jokes --> Lawyer jokes
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Submitted by: l.ikolrykptr |
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Total Views: 1966 |
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Release Date: Dec 28th, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.
"I locked my keys in my sports car!" said the nervous lawyer.
"No problem, I should be there in about an hour," replied the locksmith.
"Do you think you can make it a little sooner?" pleaded the lawyer. "My top is down and it�s starting to rain."
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Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 Sooner! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
Far worry! |
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