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Submitted by: Kaiters |
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Total Views: 3241 |
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Release Date: Jun 30th, 2007 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was
establishing the fact
that she'd take no nonsense from the kiddies this year. While taking
the roll, she was told
by one boy "My name is Johnny Fuckhauer". So she said "There'll be
none of that kind of
thing this year, Johnny; tell me your REAL name!". The kid said "No,
really teacher, it IS
Johnny Fuckhauer. You can go across the hall to fourth grade and ask
my brother if you
don't believe me!" Not wanting to be subjected to that kind of thing,
the teacher went
across the hall and knocked on the fourth grade classroom door. The
fourth grade teacher
had stepped down the hall to the front office for a moment, so she
entered the room and
directly asked the class "Do you have a Fuckhauer in here?" "Hell no!"
replied a little kid
from the front row, "We don't even get a cookie break!"
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Comment: 5
[Add Comment]
 What? (by glorious, Jul 19th, 2007)
I can't stand laughing! |
I hate school! (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007)
I hate studying the same things day by day. It totally sucks. |
Funny (by nautin, Jul 14th, 2007)
I laugh so much! |
I don't like school.. (by kitty, Jul 13th, 2007)
You'd better get out of this place :)). |
funny! (by fairylands, Jul 13th, 2007)
funny, but not innocent enough |
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