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Submitted by:  liastiger
Total Views:  2407
Release Date:  Jan 11th, 2011
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"Father, how am I going to tell my husband that I am still a virgin?" "My child, you have been a married woman for many years. You have had three husbands! Surely that cannot be." "Well, father, my first husband was a psychologist, and all he wanted to do was talk, and the next one was in construction and he always said he'd get to it tomorrow. The last one was a gynecologist and all he did was look. But this time, father, I'm marrying a lawyer and I'm sure I'm going to get screwed."



 
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Really! (by blackrose, Jul 17th, 2007)
I want to marry with a lawyer, and u?



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