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Submitted by: gay_cock_cum |
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Total Views: 1247 |
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Release Date: Dec 28th, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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Jack and Mugs, two second-story men from Flatbush, were comparing notes on recent burglaries.
"Didja get anything on that last heist?" Jack asked.
"Nuttin' at all," Mugs admitted. "Toins out that the guy that lives there's a lawyer."
"Jeez, ain't that the breaks," his friend sympathized.
"Didja lose anything?"
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Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 Slang! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
Funny story but how about thinking that he lose his mouth?? |
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