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Submitted by: Jackhammer |
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Total Views: 1175 |
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Release Date: Dec 6th, 2010 |
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A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked, "Give it to me straight. How long have I got?" The physician replied that he doubted that the man would survive the night.
The man then said, "Call for my lawyer." When the lawyer arrived, the man asked for his physician to stand on one side of the bed, while the lawyer stood on the other. The man then laid back and closed his eyes. When he remained silent for several minutes, the physician asked what he had in mind. The man replied "Jesus died with a thief on either side. I just thought I'd check out the same way."
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Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 Early death! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
Same way means that you have early death, poor u!!!! |
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