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Submitted by:  happy_hippo_mummy
Total Views:  2127
Release Date:  Dec 6th, 2010
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    As most young, weak and smart kids are, Ken was picked on constantly by the bullies in school.

They stole his lunch, they beat him up and just downright made his life miserable.

It took him a couple of weeks to find a way to get back at these bullies and when he found out what would get them back, he went all out.

He was on the bus where he normally gets his lunch stolen when he brought out a bottle that had what looked like small brown balls in it. He then, making sure no one was looking, secretly took from his pocket some milk duds and started popping them in his mouth as obvious to the rest of the kids as possible making yum yum noises.

The bully without asking snatched the jar from Ken's hand and asked, "What's in the bottle that you are making such a big deal of?"

"Well, they're smart pills."

"Smart pills?" the bully asked. Then opened the jar and popped a couple of the foreign brown balls in his mouth.

"Pweeuuweppblahhh!!" he reacted. "What is this stuff? It tastes like rabbit sh*t!!"

"See, you're getting smarter already."




 
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smarter (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
once bitten twice shy , geeting smarete like this seems not to be pleasant



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