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Submitted by:  dickturd
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Release Date:  Sep 13th, 2010
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When I asked my boss for a salary rise because I was doing the work of three men he said he couldn't increase my pay, but if I told him the names of the three men he'd fire them.
I'm always delighted when people stick their noses in my business - my company makes paper tissues.
My husband's business is rather up-and-down - he makes yo-yos.
When Bernard got fired from his last job they were really tough. They made him hand back his keys to the executive toilets, return his company credit card, give back his company car, and even give back his ulcer!
Another friend of mine is a very successful businessman. He started with five thousand pounds - now he owes fifty-five million.
I once knew a couple who were in the iron adn steel business - she did the ironing, while he went out stealing.




 
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