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	Submitted by:  CUNT_STABBER Total Views:  6250 Release Date:  Jul 19th, 2007 Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s) Rate ItPoorFairGoodVery GoodExcellent  Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they p*ssed me off. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today As they may be connected to the ass that I have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to always give 100% at work... 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wenesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday. And help me to remember... When I'm having a really bad day, And it seems that people are trying to p*ss me off, That it takes 42 muscles to frown And only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me. Play Filmora coupon
	Tags: Comment:  1 [Add Comment] Great prayer! (by blackrose, Jul 13th, 2007) Help me to give 100% at work... but not for me!!!
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