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	Submitted by:  katharina Total Views:  1310 Release Date:  Jan 9th, 2011 Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s) Rate ItPoorFairGoodVery GoodExcellent Two lawyers walking through the woods attracted the attention of a vicious-looking bear. The bear noticed them, and started to walk toward them. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulling out a pair of sneakers, and started putting them on.The second lawyer looked at him and said, "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!" "Oh, I know that. Bears are much faster than humans. I have no hope of ever being able to outrun a bear." "If you know that, why are you changing shoes?" "Well, the way I figure it," the first lawyer replied, "I don't have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you." Play Filmora coupon
	Tags: Comment:  1 [Add Comment] Who have that?? (by blackrose, Jul 17th, 2007) I wonder why lawyer also wear shoes!
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