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Submitted by: katharina |
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Total Views: 1310 |
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Release Date: Jan 9th, 2011 |
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Two lawyers walking through the woods attracted the attention of a vicious-looking bear. The bear noticed them, and started to walk toward them.
The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulling out a pair of sneakers, and started putting them on.The second lawyer looked at him and said, "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!"
"Oh, I know that. Bears are much faster than humans. I have no hope of ever being able to outrun a bear."
"If you know that, why are you changing shoes?"
"Well, the way I figure it," the first lawyer replied, "I don't have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you."
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Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 Who have that?? (by blackrose, Jul 17th, 2007)
I wonder why lawyer also wear shoes! |
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