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Funny Stuff --> Funny Jokes --> Bar Jokes
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Submitted by: Infl8ah_Boi |
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Total Views: 6686 |
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Release Date: Jun 29th, 2007 |
Rating: Excellent | 2 rate(s)
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A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened.
"I did a terrible thing," sniffed the drunk, "Just a few hours ago I sold my wife to someone for a bottle of Southern Comfort."
"That is awful," said the other guy, "And now that she is gone you want her back right?"
"Right!" said the drunk, still crying.
"You're sorry you sold her because you realised, too late, that you still loved her,right?"
"Oh, No," said the drunk. I want her back because I'm thirsty again!"
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Comment: 5
[Add Comment]
 EVERY (by rais khan, Jan 20th, 2009)
life taking but everybody sell wife bcause they free |
nice (by rais khan, Jan 20th, 2009)
now wife replacing car.....as car sold wife must be sold |
Hi hi (by nautin, Jul 17th, 2007)
I like it! It is so funny! |
Wat da hell??? (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
How come? Unbelievable. Damn, man! |
hahah, oh my god! (by blackrose, Jul 9th, 2007)
very very funny, I like it !!! |
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