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	Submitted by:  gay_hunks Total Views:  18929 Release Date:  Jun 22nd, 2007 Rating:  Very Good (4) | 7 rate(s) Rate ItPoorFairGoodVery GoodExcellent Santa was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young woman was awaiting his arrival. She begged him to stay and cuddle with her on the couch. Santa declined, saying "Ho -ho, gotta go. Gotta deliver these presents, you know." Trying again, the lovely young thing removed her clothing down to her underwear. "OH Santa, won't you please stay?" she queried . Taking a long look, Santa sighed and said "Ho- ho, gotta go. Gotta deliver these presents you know." Not to be denied, this gorgeous female stripped off every stitch of remaining clothing, smiled and said invitingly "Oh, Santa, please reconsider? Stay with me?" With a pained look on his face, Santa groaned and said "Ho - ho, gotta go. Gotta deliver these presents you know." And with that, he turned and left. Several minutes passed, and Santa re-appeared, plopping himself down on the couch next to the beautiful woman. "Santa---you decided to stay??" she asked. Santa grinned, looking at his crotch and said "Hey - hey, gotta stay. Can't get up the chimney THIS way!" Play Filmora coupon
	Tags: santa claus  Comment:  1 [Add Comment] good way (by sunny, Jul 13th, 2007) to raise the Chimney up for Santa Clause !
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