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Santa Likes Girls [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  clueless
Total Views:  2635
Release Date:  Sep 16th, 2010
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 A boy sitting on Santas lap and Santa puts his finger on the boys nose and says "I bet your name is (spells out ) J i m m y ?"

The little boys eyes light up and Santa puts his finger on the boys nose again and says " I bet you want a (spelled out ) b i k e ?"

Little Jimmys eyes light up and he asks "How'd you know that ?"

Santa replied "Because I'm Santa I know everything".

Little Jimmy gets a funny look in his eye and says "I bet you like (spells out ) g i r l s ?"

Santa says "Yes, how'd you know that ?" The boy says " Beacause your finger smells like P U S S Y !"




 
Tags: santa claus 
Comment:  1 [Add Comment]
pussy (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
the boy can smell this ?



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