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Submitted by: clueless |
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Total Views: 2635 |
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Release Date: Sep 16th, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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A boy sitting on Santas lap and Santa puts his finger on the boys nose and says "I bet your name is (spells out ) J i m m y ?"
The little boys eyes light up and Santa puts his finger on the boys nose again and says " I bet you want a (spelled out ) b i k e ?"
Little Jimmys eyes light up and he asks "How'd you know that ?"
Santa replied "Because I'm Santa I know everything".
Little Jimmy gets a funny look in his eye and says "I bet you like (spells out ) g i r l s ?"
Santa says "Yes, how'd you know that ?" The boy says " Beacause your finger smells like P U S S Y !"
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Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 pussy (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
the boy can smell this ? |
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