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Santa's Lap [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  cynicaljrk
Total Views:  2696
Release Date:  Jul 6th, 2007
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As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what
would you like for Christmas?"

The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped,
"Didn't you get my E-mail?"




 
Tags: Christmas  a christmas story  christmas jokes  merry christmas  noel 
Comment:  1 [Add Comment]
e-mail! (by blackrose, Jul 24th, 2007)
now, new technology! Can Santa chat with kids??



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