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Submitted by:  adrienne
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Release Date:  Jan 3rd, 2011
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 The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3
a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the
cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly,
realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was
really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-wittedsolution, in
order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally
smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told
him "Midnight".
He didn't seem p*ssed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then
he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why?, Hesaid,
"Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh.
sh*t..", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times,

giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table
and farted."




 
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do it (by sunny, Jul 17th, 2007)
have done this before ?really great



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