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Reindeer Facts...... [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  Fat_Thights
Total Views:  2719
Release Date:  Jun 16th, 2007
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REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME....

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both
male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year,
male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter,
usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain
their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting
Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to
Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known -- ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass
man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and
not get lost.




 
Tags: Christmas  a christmas story  christmas jokes  merry christmas  noel  santa claus 
Comment:  1 [Add Comment]
true! (by blackrose, Jul 24th, 2007)
and now clear!!



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