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Reasons to leave work [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  butterfinger
Total Views:  3412
Release Date:  Jun 19th, 2007
Rating:  Poor | 2 rate(s)

1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.

2. Came dressed in only a towel...again.

3. Ran out of paper clips.

4. I've decided to telecommute.

5. Ambassador to Belgium is at the White House.

6. It's a long drive home to Texas.

7. One-day sale at Macy's.

8. My brain is melting!

9. I think they found me out...

10. Accidently erased the whole week's work off the computer disk.




 
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True! (by blackrose, Jul 12th, 2007)
Funny enough to surprise!!! Hehe



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