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Reasons not to be an egg [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  bodacious_betty
Total Views:  3771
Release Date:  Jun 23rd, 2007
Rating:  Good | 1 rate(s)

What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ?
   1) You only get laid once.
   2) You only get eaten once.
   3) It takes you seven min. to get hard in boiling water.
   4) You have to come in a box with 11 other guys.
   5) The only one that ever sits on your face is your mother.
  




 
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egg not so bad! (by fairylands, Jul 11th, 2007)
egg not so bad, do u think so?



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