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	Submitted by:  flirtatious_beauty Total Views:  1265 Release Date:  Jan 11th, 2011 Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s) Rate ItPoorFairGoodVery GoodExcellent What do you get if you send a prostitute to law school? A f***ing know-it-all.   What do lawyers use for birth control? Their personalities.   What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Stick his bill up his @$%.   What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster? When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance. (This is a spoonerism. Do we need to explain it?)   Did you hear about the lawyer who dropped her briefs and became a solicitor? Play Filmora coupon
	Tags: Comment:  1 [Add Comment] Suprising! (by blackrose, Jul 17th, 2007) Explain !! I want to be cleared all about lawyer!
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