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Submitted by: flirtatious_beauty |
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Total Views: 1265 |
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Release Date: Jan 11th, 2011 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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What do you get if you send a prostitute to law school?
A f***ing know-it-all.
What do lawyers use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?
Stick his bill up his @$%.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
(This is a spoonerism. Do we need to explain it?)
Did you hear about the lawyer who dropped her briefs and became a solicitor?
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Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 Suprising! (by blackrose, Jul 17th, 2007)
Explain !! I want to be cleared all about lawyer! |
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