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Submitted by: Bar??_Binici |
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Total Views: 1325 |
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Release Date: Oct 25th, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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My sister had been ill, so I called to see how she was doing. My ten-year-old niece answered the phone.
"Hello," she whispered.
"Hi, Honey. How's your mother doing?" I asked.
"She's sleeping," she answered, again in a whisper.
"Did she go to the doctor?" I asked.
"Yes. She got some medicine," my niece said softly.
"Well, don't wake her. Just tell her I called. What are you doing, by the way?"
Again in a soft whisper, she answered, "Practicing my trumpet."
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Comment: 3
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 (by , Jul 19th, 2007)
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Silent! (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007)
Don't make noise. That's bad! |
could be more quiet!!! (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
Practicing my trumpet could be more quiet!!! |
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Quiet Please 
