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	Submitted by:  butt_licker Total Views:  1415 Release Date:  Jan 11th, 2011 Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s) Rate ItPoorFairGoodVery GoodExcellent Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips move Q: What is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50? A: Your honour. Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy. Q: When lawyers die, why are they buried in a hole 24 feet deep? A: Because deep down, they are all nice guys Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of crap? A: a bucket Q: What is the difference between God and a lawyer? A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer. Q: What does a lawyer and a sperm have in common? A: Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being. Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo? A: A gigolo only screws one person at a time. Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives? A: Their personalities. Play Filmora coupon
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