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Submitted by: fahoody |
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Total Views: 1098 |
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Release Date: Oct 18th, 2010 |
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Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
All of them, a crossbar can't jump!
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches?
They prefer cricket matches!
What stories are told by basketball players?
Tall stories!
Who won the race between two balls of string?
They we're tied!
Why are football players never asked for dinner?
Because they're always dribbling!
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Because he liked sole music!
What tea do footballers drink?
Penaltea!
Where do footballers dance?
At a football!
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Comment: 1
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 where the hell did they get these idea (by jasminecrazy, Jul 16th, 2007)
i love it!!!!so funny. |
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