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Submitted by: hugh_jass |
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Total Views: 1086 |
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Release Date: Oct 18th, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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What lights up a football stadium?
A football match!
If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls?
Cornflakes!
Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?
Because there is no atmosphere!
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Webley stadium!
When fish play football, who is the captain?
The team's kipper!
Ref: I'm sending you off
Player: What for?
Ref: The rest of the match!
Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market?
They tend to go cheep!
What is a goal keepers favourite snack?
Beans on post!
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Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 so clever, isn't it? (by jasminecrazy, Jul 16th, 2007)
i remember beet the usefulness of the team's kipper. hahaaaaa |
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