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Q n A about Thanksgiving day [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  emmeaccazeta91
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Release Date:  Jun 18th, 2007
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Q: If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!

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Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off.
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Q: Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
A: Because they never learned good table manners!
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Q: What sound does a space turkey make?
A: Hubble, Hubble, Hubble.
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Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected it of fowl play.
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Q: Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
A: To keep his wig warm.
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Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks
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Q: What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
A: He had an arrow escape.
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Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving," a student wrote , "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."




 
Tags: faq  thanksgiving 
Comment:  1 [Add Comment]
more. (by leepro, Jul 25th, 2007)
it's really nice ... add more pls ^^



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