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Punishment [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  alyssia
Total Views:  1406
Release Date:  Nov 15th, 2010
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A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.

As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.

'That's unfair!' he cried. 'I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman.'

'Shut up,' barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork.

'Who are you to question that woman's punishment?'




 
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Unfair! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
It's a punishment for lawyer!



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