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Submitted by: alyssia |
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Total Views: 1406 |
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Release Date: Nov 15th, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.
As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.
'That's unfair!' he cried. 'I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman.'
'Shut up,' barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork.
'Who are you to question that woman's punishment?'
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Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 Unfair! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
It's a punishment for lawyer! |
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