Audio4fun Community Audio Community
Every day a new tone for your mobile phone
Home | Media Morphers | Community | Promotion | Forum | Holiday | Online Game Chat | Music | Add-ons | Funny Ringtones | Funny Stuff | Funny Sounds
Delicious
Editor's Choice
Funny Stuff
Funny ringtones
Funny sounds
Funny audio clips
Funny jokes
Funny flashes
Funny pictures
Funny Video
Music
Funny song parodies
Morphed songs
Free remix songs
Tutorials for Music Morpher
Community
VIP Store
Add-ons
Parody Voices
Astrology
Online Dating
Archive
--> -->
Add this page to your favorite Social Bookmarking websites: Facebook! TwitThis! Digg! Delicious

Get all the new funny stuff emailed each day

New funny stuff
Professional Courtesy [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  Darkkiss
Total Views:  2440
Release Date:  Jan 9th, 2011
Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s)

Did you hear about the lawyer on vacation whose sailboat capsized in dangerous, shark-infested waters? He surprised his traveling companions by volunteering to swim to the far-off shore for help. As he swam, his companions were startled by the appearance of two dorsal fins -- great white sharks, heading straight toward the lawyer. To their surprise, the sharks allowed the lawyer to take hold of their fins, and escorted him safely to shore. When the lawyer returned with help, his companions asked him how he had managed such an incredible feat. The lawyer answered, "Professional courtesy."



 
Tags:
Comment:  1 [Add Comment]
Great! (by blackrose, Jul 17th, 2007)
I don't think the lawyer with help!



Share your funny jokes with us and your friends as well. It's very easy. Just upload here.
 
See other funny jokes:
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers Smile for a Picture How do you get a group of lawyers to smile for a picture? Just say Fees! ...
Total Views:  1221;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers Difference between a lawyer and a terrorist? What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist? You can negotiate wi...
Total Views:  1493;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers Last Request A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked, “Give...
Total Views:  1189;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers Ill Gotten Gains A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grand...
Total Views:  1327;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers The All Lawyer Jury A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court c...
Total Views:  1384;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers AMAZINGLY REAL EXTRACTS FROM AMERICAN COURTROOMS "Do you recall the time that you examined the body?" "The autops...
Total Views:  1352;
  More lawyer jokes...

Other categories:
  Top 5 views   Lawyer quotes (1)
  Marriage jokes (4)   Medical jokes (4)
  Office jokes (4)   Political jokes (23)
  Redneck jokes (5)   School jokes (5)
  Sex jokes (4)   Sports jokes (180)
  Thanksgiving jokes (9)   More categories...
 
AV Voice Changer Software Diamond AV Music Morpher Gold AV Video Morpher AV Webcam Morpher
$99.95 $99.95 $29.95 $39.95

Field: Category:    

Voice changer software
Tell friends
Newsletter

Get all the new funny stuff emailed each day


New funny stuff
Home | Voice over for PC | Media Morphers | Community | Promotion | Forum | Holiday | Astrology | Smart Updates | Online Game Chat
Music | Funny Ringtones | Funny Stuff | Funny Sounds | Funny Song Parodies | Morphed Songs | Remix Songs | Funny Audio Clips