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Submitted by: Jaesm_Pascual |
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Total Views: 1458 |
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Release Date: Oct 4th, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to
collect him, she saw that he was slowly eating a worm. She turned pale.
"No, Johnny! Stop! That's horrible! You can't eat worms!" Trying to
convince him further, "Now the mother worm is looking all over for her
nice baby-worm."
"No, she isn't," said Johnny. "Why not?" "Because I ate her first!"
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Comment: 2
[Add Comment]
 Do it ! (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007)
Let's party, man! |
how do worms taste (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
how do worms taste, ha, little boy? |
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