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Submitted by: butterfinger |
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Total Views: 6658 |
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Release Date: Jul 17th, 2007 |
Rating: Very Good (4) | 3 rate(s)
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A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, ''Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?''
Then the lady answered, ''Excuse me, I think this is a goose.''
And the bartender says, ''Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.''
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Comment: 14
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 Pig or Goose (by Brown, Jul 16th, 2007)
Maybe he just plays a joke on her |
what's the matter with him? (by Doverty, Jul 16th, 2007)
Only a word: Mindlessness |
Fool situation (by Thayat, Jul 16th, 2007)
''Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.'' Silly reply |
Good Heavens'! (by Martin, Jul 16th, 2007)
Image the customer's face. Rude reply |
fire him (by Gibert, Jul 16th, 2007)
He muddled the image of his bar |
Cant justify (by Rita, Jul 16th, 2007)
No word can justify what the bartender did |
Impolite bartender (by Jimmy, Jul 16th, 2007)
what's a cunning, silly act to client |
Funny (by nautin, Jul 16th, 2007)
How polite bartender is! Hi hi! |
who's goose (by Frank, Jul 16th, 2007)
And the bartender says, ''Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.''Who's goose, he or customer |
A pert answer (by Twain, Jul 16th, 2007)
dont accep a pert answer with customer |
bad bartender (by Tibet, Jul 16th, 2007)
If i'm his boss,i fire him immediately |
Wack.... (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
I can't believe dat :)). Funny. |
Look at it ! (by kitty, Jul 15th, 2007)
Ha ha, much funnier with the pig on the billiard table :)). |
haha, interesting (by blackrose, Jul 10th, 2007)
pretty degrading and insulting to women.., but no one can't laugh!!!! |
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