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Submitted by: lilsexymama |
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Total Views: 10861 |
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Release Date: Jul 17th, 2007 |
Rating: Very Good | 5 rate(s)
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A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."
She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."
They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.
She says, "Answer the door."
He says, "But my face is a mess."
She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."
He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich."
The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."
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Peanut butter & jam 
mailman (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
