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Peanut butter & jam [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  lilsexymama
Total Views:  10861
Release Date:  Jul 17th, 2007
Rating:  Very Good | 5 rate(s)

    A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."

She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."

They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.

She says, "Answer the door."

He says, "But my face is a mess."

She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."

He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich."

The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."




 
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mailman (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
a sensible man



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