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Submitted by:  cdsgfbhgffdtgy
Total Views:  1504
Release Date:  Jul 16th, 2007
Rating:  Fair (2) | 1 rate(s)

A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth.

"Oh, about $200 today," said the rancher. "But in six years it would have been worth $900. So $900 is what I'm out."

The motorist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the farmer.

"Here," he said, "is the check for $900. It's postdated six years from now."




 
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Impracticble ideas (by Morrison, Jul 12th, 2007)
Unlucky day for cupidity farmer
Dreaming! (by Hill, Jul 12th, 2007)
A caft's worth $900, wow so stupid thinking
Secret check (by Elaine, Jul 12th, 2007)
Future is a secret , a farmer in next 6 years may be a millionare because this check haaaa
That's so cooll! (by Mathew, Jul 12th, 2007)
interesting !!. Thanx
best way (by bengtsson, Jul 12th, 2007)
Who smart in this story? lol
what's happen? (by shieldpat, Jul 12th, 2007)
gold-damned's wondering what's happen . So smart
Lose everything (by Pat, Jul 12th, 2007)
Silly rancher harmed himself
Clever in a petty way (by Deluca, Jul 12th, 2007)
The rancher's worth to receive that check
what's a calf worth? (by Sharp, Jul 12th, 2007)
Honour where honour is due haaa
Not easy to get money (by frank sharp, Jul 12th, 2007)
The lesson for a greedy rancher
Haha, obsolete!!! (by blackrose, Jul 11th, 2007)
May be six years ago, the famer will be a rich man!!!hehe, the past still the past! Can u change it?



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