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Submitted by: cdsgfbhgffdtgy |
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Total Views: 1504 |
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Release Date: Jul 16th, 2007 |
Rating: Fair (2) | 1 rate(s)
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A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth.
"Oh, about $200 today," said the rancher. "But in six years it would have been worth $900. So $900 is what I'm out."
The motorist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the farmer.
"Here," he said, "is the check for $900. It's postdated six years from now."
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Comment: 11
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 Impracticble ideas (by Morrison, Jul 12th, 2007)
Unlucky day for cupidity farmer |
Dreaming! (by Hill, Jul 12th, 2007)
A caft's worth $900, wow so stupid thinking |
Secret check (by Elaine, Jul 12th, 2007)
Future is a secret , a farmer in next 6 years may be a millionare because this check haaaa |
That's so cooll! (by Mathew, Jul 12th, 2007)
interesting !!. Thanx |
best way (by bengtsson, Jul 12th, 2007)
Who smart in this story? lol |
what's happen? (by shieldpat, Jul 12th, 2007)
gold-damned's wondering what's happen . So smart |
Lose everything (by Pat, Jul 12th, 2007)
Silly rancher harmed himself |
Clever in a petty way (by Deluca, Jul 12th, 2007)
The rancher's worth to receive that check |
what's a calf worth? (by Sharp, Jul 12th, 2007)
Honour where honour is due haaa |
Not easy to get money (by frank sharp, Jul 12th, 2007)
The lesson for a greedy rancher |
Haha, obsolete!!! (by blackrose, Jul 11th, 2007)
May be six years ago, the famer will be a rich man!!!hehe, the past still the past! Can u change it? |
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