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Submitted by:  big_slim
Total Views:  1729
Release Date:  Jan 9th, 2011
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A fella swishes into a bar and takes a seat on a vacant stool. Waving his long-nailed hands about on limp wrists, he asks the bartender for a really watered-down drink.

The man snarles and says, "Are you implying something?"

The queen stands its ground and lisps, "We all know you water the drinks but that`s just what I want!"

The barman gives the queen glass of water with two fingers of beer which the queen nurses while buying a round for the house.

The guy on the next stool asks, "What`s with the watered-down drink?"

The fella happily replies, "I`m celebrating my first Blowjob."

The man next asks, "So why the weak drink?"

The queen announces: "I dont want to lose the taste!"




 
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the taste (by sunny, Jul 17th, 2007)
of the blowjob is like the weak drink



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