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Submitted by: Da_Fatster |
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Total Views: 1898 |
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Release Date: Jun 28th, 2007 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was
standing staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of
the church. The young man of seven had been staring at the
plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up and stood
beside him and gazing up at the plaque he said quietly, "Good
morning son."
"Good morning pastor" replied the young man not taking his
eyes off the plaque. "Sir, what is this?" Johnny asked.
"Well son, these are all the people who have died in the
service", replied the pastor. Soberly, they stood together
staring up at the large plaque.
Little Johnny's voice barely broke the silence when he asked
quietly, "Which one sir, the 8:30 or the 10:30?"
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Comment: 2
[Add Comment]
 Wonderful morning :D! (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007)
It's very interesting morning, isn't it? |
read the plague carefully:D (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
Hehe, little Johnny shoould've read the plague carefully:D |
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