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Olympic Condoms [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  ILikeBoys
Total Views:  1914
Release Date:  Jun 27th, 2007
Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s)

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand: "Olympic Condoms." Impressed, he buys a pack. Upon arriving home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made. "Olympic condoms?" she blurts. "What makes them so special?"

"They’re in three colors," he replies, "gold, silver, and bronze."

"What color are you planning on wearing tonight?" she asks cheekily.

"Why, gold, of course," says the man proudly.

"Really?" she responds. "Why don’t you wear the silver tonight? It’d be nice if you came second for a change."




 
Tags: olympic 
Comment:  1 [Add Comment]
dictionary recommended!!! hihi (by jasminecrazy, Jul 16th, 2007)
he seems to be expected more than he thought



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