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Old enough for cursing [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  Felep_Frran
Total Views:  6315
Release Date:  Jul 17th, 2007
Rating:  Excellent | 2 rate(s)

Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing. So
they plan to use dirty words the next morning at breakfast. The 8-year-old
says he'll use the world HELL and tells the 6-year-old to use ASS.
Well, the next morning they head downstairs for breakfast. And when their
mother asks them what they want, the 8-year-old says, "Ah, Hell, I'll have
some Fruit Loops."
Shocked, the mother wheels around and backhands him on his
chair, sending him screaming back upstairs. She then turns to the 6-year-old
and says, "What are you going to have?" He replies, "I don't know, but
you can bet your ass it ain't gonna be Fruit Loops."




 
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Comment:  5 [Add Comment]
Enough! (by glorious, Jul 19th, 2007)
But need young more!
For sure ! (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007)
But not much, it's not good for cursing.
Hi hi (by nautin, Jul 14th, 2007)
I think they are not old enough! They must learn more! (^_^)
Let's see ! (by kitty, Jul 13th, 2007)
Are you sure about that :))? So funny.
not sure! (by fairylands, Jul 13th, 2007)
not sure if the kids are aware of the mother's power



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