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Submitted by:  I_mean_really.
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Release Date:  Jan 10th, 2011
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Changing lawyers in the middle of a case is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic. It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets. Four out of five doctors say that if they were stranded on a deserted island with no lawyers, they wouldn't need any Tylenol. Q. How does an attorney sleep? A. First he lies on one side, and then on the other. A town too small to support one lawyer can always support two. What is the ideal weight for a lawyer? Ten pounds - but that includes the urn.



 
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ridiculous! (by blackrose, Jul 17th, 2007)
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