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Submitted by: I_mean_really. |
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Total Views: 1259 |
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Release Date: Jan 10th, 2011 |
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Changing lawyers in the middle of a case is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.
Four out of five doctors say that if they were stranded on a deserted island with no lawyers, they wouldn't need any Tylenol.
Q. How does an attorney sleep?
A. First he lies on one side, and then on the other.
A town too small to support one lawyer can always support two.
What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?
Ten pounds - but that includes the urn.
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Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 ridiculous! (by blackrose, Jul 17th, 2007)
Funny joke! |
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