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Submitted by:  kurly_wurly
Total Views:  2795
Release Date:  Jul 10th, 2007
Rating:  Poor | 1 rate(s)


A blonde decides she wants to go ice fishing. So she goes to the library and reads and researches ice fishing. Then she goes to the sporting goods store and buys everything she needs.

Then she finally thinks she is ready so she goes out to the ice and starts drilling a hole. Suddenly she hears a voice from up above. It says: "There are no fish under the ice."

So she decides to go farther down on the ice. She starts drilling and she hears the voice again: "There are no fish under the ice."

So she packs up her things and moves down the ice again. She starts drilling and she hears the voice again, "There are no fish under the ice."

"Is that you Lord?" she says.

"No," says the voice, "I'm the manager of the ice hockey rink."




 
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Comment:  3 [Add Comment]
Hi hi (by nautin, Jul 15th, 2007)
She goes fishing at the ice hockey rink. (^_^)
Yes! (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007)
No fish, but shark available :)).
nice place to fish (by sunny, Jul 10th, 2007)
fishing on the the ice hockey rink is not a bad idea , uhuh .Esp with the blonde



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