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Submitted by: Cheetos |
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Total Views: 1297 |
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Release Date: Nov 15th, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked a guy how to get a date.
The guy said, "It's simple. I just say that I'm a lawyer."
So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said no, he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case early in the morning.
She said, "Oh! You're a lawyer?"
He said, "Why, yes I am!"
So they went to his place. When they were in bed making love, the guy started to laugh to himself.
When she asked what was so funny, he answered, "Well, I've only been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and I'm already screwing someone!"
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Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 Pretend to be a lawyer (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
After 15 minutes, who u are???? |
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