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New Boots [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  Funkyfresh
Total Views:  8348
Release Date:  Jun 30th, 2007
Rating:  Fair (2) | 3 rate(s)

An old farmer went out and bought a new pair of boots.

He got home and tried to get his old lady to notice them, but she didn't. So he went in the bedroom, took off all his clothes, and came out wearing only the new boots.

"Notice anything?", He said.

"All I can see is a limp d*ck". She replied.

"Yes, but look at what its pointing at, My new boots". He said.

"Huh" she replied, "Then you should have bought a new hat"!


This joke was submitted by:
Donybee




 
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fashion (by sunny, Jul 13th, 2007)
a modern farmer , should buy new hat !



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