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Submitted by: LORD_IS_FAKE |
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Total Views: 3408 |
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Release Date: Nov 21st, 2010 |
Rating: Very Good (4) | 1 rate(s)
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Amber, A 16 year old cathlic girl goes to confession.
Amber: I called a boy a mother f**ker last night.
Priest: Why did you do that?
Amber: He kissed me.
The priest bent over and kissed her.
Priest: like that?
Amber: yes.
Priest: Is that why you called him a mother f**ker?
Amber: No, then he grabbed me butt.
The priest grabbed her butt.
Priest: like this?
Amber: yes.
Priest: Is that why you called him a mother f**ker?
Amber: no, then he pulled my pants down.
The priest then pulled her pants down.
Priest:like this?
Amber:yes.
Priest : Is that why you called him a mother f**ker?
Amber: No, then he took off my panties, and put his you know what in my you know where.
The priest took off her panties, and put his you know what in her you know where.
Priest: Like this?
Amber: yes
Priest: Is that why you called him a mother f**ker?
Amber: no
Priest: then why did you call him a mother f**ker?
Amber: He had herpes!
Priest: That MOTHER FUCKER!
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Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 bad enough (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
but the Priest have a good perforamace |
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