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Submitted by: jenny_is_hot. |
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Total Views: 3890 |
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Release Date: Jul 9th, 2007 |
Rating: Excellent | 1 rate(s)
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One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing
him there, decides to investigate.
"Whatcha doin?" he asked. Mongo replies, "My goldfish died and I'm burying
him."
"That's an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain't it?" asked the neighbor.
Mongo shot back, "That's because he's inside your f**kin' cat!'
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Comment: 2
[Add Comment]
 No! (by glorious, Jul 19th, 2007)
He can't.... |
mongo is burying his goldfish (by fairylands, Jul 11th, 2007)
damn the cat who eats the Mongo's fish :D, and damn the neighbor, too... |
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Mongo in the yard 
