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Math Lesson [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  gay_sex_first_time
Total Views:  14424
Release Date:  Mar 26th, 2007
Rating:  Very Good (4) | 55 rate(s)

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."




 
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Comment:  3 [Add Comment]
... (by JB, Dec 1st, 2007)
this joke is stupid I dont get it
Hi hi (by nautin, Jul 16th, 2007)
I agree that 18 goes into 54 a lot! (^_^)
Good lesson... (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007)
Follow it and be a math expert :>.



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